Even a scarecrow has a soul.

Even dogs can be shortsighted. 

Mamie has found a way to make the most of her chickens' talent at scratching up the soil. It uses less fuel too!

This saucy lady is hot.

Of course I'm not smuggling eau de vie. This is organic fuel ! Honest, Officer...

A fete lunch can take its toll, if one doesn’t pace onself. This chap has obviously had too much ‘apéro’, wine and armagnac.

There is a little corner of the universe that will always remain Gascony.

'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart. 

Has anyone seen the corkscrew? On reflection, it was quite clear to see.