To proof its provenance, the Gascon Noir chicken is sold with much of its black feathers attached and is dressed in blue with a waxed mediallion and is a very fashionable bird in Paris

The sleeping fisherman. A few too many beers at lunchtime perhaps, but this heron is making the most of it. Available as an A4 or A3 print

'nighty night chickens...

Motorway art. Modern art is quite confusing for many.

Give a duck the chance and it'll be in the maize bucket like a shot.

Natural wine. Pure, unadulterated pleasure, for some.

“Fed up to the back teeth” ? "How do you think I feel"? This duck farmer doesn’t see the irony of his statement. 

Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.

Who needs a GPS when the locals can point you in the right direction?

A word play on confit and conflit. Take that!