This town or bridge is not big enough for the both of us.

Nothing is better than a communal preen. Followed by a dustbath and a snooze in the shade.

Greetings cards of the ''Porc de France. ‘Porc’ rhymes with Tour. Sold in multiples of five cards.

Avian flu is called 'grippe aviaire' in French. But a few too many drinks and it could become 'grippe à bière' !

Le sport à Paris, waiter. Alternative sports, Paris style.

Battery chickens, or, Poules de batterie. In French, a batterie is also a drum, drumkit, or percussion.

Happiness truly is a walk throught the meadows of Gascony.

The shepherds of Bordeaux have taken something out of the winegrowers book and automated their shearing. A grape plucking machine has been adapted to shear sheep.

This cockerel finds his singing voice after discovering the red wine.

A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof. 

A handy attribute when on a picnic