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Jean Connerie

In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)

Price €30.00

Tourtiere Landais

Apples baked on a bed of wafer-thin pastry, generously sprinkled with armagnac. All agree that it is delicious, but is it called a Tourtiere Landaise, or a Croustade Gasconne?

Price €30.00

The shepherds of Bordeaux

The shepherds of Bordeaux have taken something out of the winegrowers book and automated their shearing. A grape plucking machine has been adapted to shear sheep.

Price €30.00

La Maladie bleue

When the wood pigeons migrate through SW France, some hunters become obsessed. It is sometimes called the 'Maladie bleue', or the blue sickness, due to the colour of the pigeons. This one has asked his wife to call his work to say that he won't be in for the next few days as he has the 'Maladie bleue'...

Price €30.00

Carre d'agneau des montagnes

Carré d'agneau is a side of lamb chops. A carré is also 'argot' for a square-cut, bob hairstyle. This square-cut sheep is in its element on the mountain slopes.

Price €30.00

Renewable energy

Renewable energy, it's the way forward. Wind energy, solar energy, geothermic energy. Shame he forgot to fill the tank before leaving...

Price €30.00

La Vache qui quille

We all know ‘The Laughing cow’ cheese. It’s literally translated from the French brand ‘La vache qui rit’. This cow prefers playing the game of quille, a type of skittles played in SW France.

Price €30.00

Le bidet

Ah, the bidet. Isn't it for washing your feet?... Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.

Price €30.00

Every day holiday

Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.

Price €30.00