Fed up with a blocked septic tank? This might help. A4and A5 posters.

Ceci n'est pas un avocat.

Christian Dehors, a distant, country cousin of the more famous Parisian couturier, has launched his own line of outdoor clothing for the fashion-conscious farmer. Dehors means 'outside'. Available as an A4, A3 and A2 print.

Avian flu is called 'grippe aviaire' in French. But a few too many drinks and it could become 'grippe à bière' !

Apples baked on a bed of wafer-thin pastry, generously sprinkled with armagnac. All agree that it is delicious, but is it called a Tourtiere Landaise, or a Croustade Gasconne?

They say that a glass of red wine a day keeps the doctor away.

Get well soon! A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

Congratulations, you deserve it.

Pack of 5 cards with envelopes.

Don’t tell me that you've not done this at least once in your life.

Duck Vader, greetings cards

'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.