This chubby chappie needs all the help he can get to jump clear of the oncoming cow...

The dilemma of having family and friends to stay.

Alimentation Equilibrée. A balanced diet.

A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

A stolen kiss amongst the vines.

Wishing you a 'Chouette année'. Chouette means happy, but it is also French for an owl.

'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart. 

Carré d'agneau, greetings cards.

There go Caroline's newly planted flowers

Catching up on gossip at the local butcher's.