In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)

The free concerts on the main square draw jazz fans the whole day. Even if it's just as background music to their snooze, read or conversation.

Playing on the phrase ‘Elevé en plain air’, which means 'raised free range'. This happy duck is being raised in a Gers landscape. 

A gascon playing card design. Not a poker face between them!

This piggy is doing her best to pop the cork.

'Faire Chabrot, the regional tradition where one add a little red wine to the last of the soup and you drink from the bowl.

Tè ! is gascon for Tiens ! a greeting that roughly translates as “Here!”, or “Look!”  Thé is French for tea and sounds almost the same.

Reservoir Ducks. Someone didn't read about the dress code before leaving home.

The plumber's bum. Burnt.

Gascons to the left to me, SMSs to the right, here I am confused in the middle with you.