This cheeky chappy is being rather rude. "A gottle o' geer!
Melons and lemons
Melons or lemons? The men seem to know which they like
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“Fed up to the back teeth” ? "How do you think I feel"? This duck farmer doesn’t see the irony of his statement.
Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
This chubby chappie needs all the help he can get to jump clear of the oncoming cow...
Demi de melée, scrum half
Battery chickens, or, Poules de batterie. In French, a batterie is also a drum, drumkit, or percussion.
'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart.