This chubby chappie needs all the help he can get to jump clear of the oncoming cow...

Grandma always takes precautions when her neighbour is in his field.

Never, ever tell anyone where you found the mushrooms.

“How are the hemorrhoids?”  A life spent on stilts is hard on some parts of the body.

Faire un canard. 

Wine bottle road sign. Some people see wine in everything.

All the elements that make up Gascony.

The games chickens play. 

A pretty village in the Adour valley, as seen by a passing duck.

The angel's share, or 'la part des anges' is the small volume of alcohol that evaporates while a spirit matures in the barrel. These gascon angels are making the most of it!