Maybe a pink crash helmet wasn't a good idea.

In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)

The plumber's bum. Burnt.

Playing corkscrew darts down in the wine cellar

Long summer lunches, in the shade of a tree. The soft 'pop' of a cork (or five) and the deliciously refreshing slurp of a rosé. Santé! 

Reproduced as fine art print in various sizes, some with mounts. Different format canvasses made to order, please contact us. 

Dirty, dusty and tired, but happy to bring the hay in.

Has anyone seen the corkscrew? On reflection, it was quite clear to see.

Ah, the bidet. Isn't it for washing your feet?... Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.

This black sheep has seen that one of the herd has gone off on its own and comments on it, oblivious of the irony.

Clearly, this fisherman is not having any luck. Time for Plan B

Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.