Ah, the bidet. Isn't it for washing your feet?... Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.

'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart. 

Give a duck the chance and it'll be in the maize bucket like a shot.

Large format canvas print of Coq au Vin 100 cm x 70 cm, already stretched on a frame. Hanging hooks or cord not supplied.

We all know ‘The Laughing cow’ cheese. It’s literally translated from the French brand ‘La vache qui rit’. This cow prefers frying.

Even farmers celebrate their birthdays. 

A regular dose of red wine will bring the colour back to your cheeks.

The name of the well-known jacket worn by many a Frenchman while at work. A 'bleu' can also be a bruise or blood blister under the finger nail. So now you know! Available as an A4, A3, A2 print and on canvas.

Where man and wine become one. Available as A4, A3 and A2 prints