A regular dose of red wine will bring the colour back to your cheeks.
We all know ‘The Laughing cow’ cheese. It’s literally translated from the French brand ‘La vache qui rit’. This cow prefers frying.
Granny (a rugby fan) shouts "Mark!" when she catches the ball, kicked from the rugby ground.
Reservoir Ducks. Someone didn't read about the dress code before leaving home.
When the wood pigeons migrate through SW France, some hunters become obsessed. It is sometimes called the 'Maladie bleue', or the blue sickness, due to the colour of the pigeons. This one has asked his wife to call his work to say that he won't be in for the next few days as he has the 'Maladie bleue'...
'Faire Chabrot, the regional tradition where one add a little red wine to the last of the soup and you drink from the bowl.
'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.
Carré d'agneau is a side of lamb chops. A carré is also 'argot' for a square-cut, bob hairstyle. This square-cut sheep is in its element on the mountain slopes.
Like a real super hero, Mamie is the guardian of all that is good in the world. Especially her own recipe for foie gras. Her knowledge and experience will be conserved in a jar, while stocks last.
Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
A regular dose of red wine will bring the colour back to your cheeks.
