This cock is not likely to pull a muscle as he takes a beer and fag while watching his horse come in at the Cafe des Sports.

Tè ! is gascon for Tiens ! a greeting that roughly translates as “Here!”, or “Look!”  Thé is French for tea and sounds almost the same.

Meals on wheels are served across the French countryside, but what’s the recipe for today?

Wine bottle road sign. Some people see wine in everything.

This little duck has just encountered a new species.

Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts. 

Boules Hôpital. He never misses a game. 

A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

What time does the next lot arrive? Available in English, or French.

This young gigolo has caught the eye of the ladies, much to the annoyance of the head of the herd.

Does my foie look big in this dress?