This cock is not likely to pull a muscle as he takes a beer and fag while watching his horse come in at the Cafe des Sports.

Motobécane was a make of motorcycles and scooters.   Canne (with two Ns) is a walking stick.

The ducks of South West France speak Langueduck.

A pretty village in the Adour valley, as seen by a passing duck.

Les bottes bio. In French, Bottes are boots, but are also bales of hay, or straw.

'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.

The French for a herd is troupeau. This herd are in for a painful landing.

When hunting for moles, one should always remain vigilant.

The Amerian crooner comes to the Gers.

Wine bottle road sign. Some people see wine in everything.