'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart. 

Demi d'ouverture. French for Fly Half. A half, demi, is also a glass of beer.

Watching me, watching you. 

"When are you going to replace the ladder, you idiot!" Pigeon hunting without a safety net.

Peace reigns at last down at the farm.

Café allongé. A long coffee. Allongé also means laying, or lounging.

Two can play at this game.

This little duck went to the optician and didn't like what he read.

Le sport à Paris, hammer thrower. Alternative sports, Paris style.

A cow market of yesteryear.