Some wines are just too good to spit out.

Porc de France. ‘Porc’ is pronounced with a silent c and rhymes with Tour

'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.

A little word play. ‘Mon Pote âgé’ translates as ‘My old mate’. but ‘Mon potager’ (which sounds exactly the same) means ‘my vegetable patch’.

The French have a charming name for potholes. They call them chicken nests (nids de poule). This local expertly slaloms his way among them.

Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts. 

Someone is enjoying his games of boules more than he should.

There is only so much gardening a man can do.

The Queen plucks the fruit of the summer, ready to make wine.

A series of playing cards with a Gascon theme. Here, the suit Clubs has been replaced by grapes. 

Give a duck the chance and it'll be in the maize bucket like a shot.