Demi d'ouverture. French for Fly Half. A half, demi, is also a glass of beer.

A tree of Gascon caracters.

Le coque sportif. In French, a boiled egg is an 'oeuf à la coque'.

When the sheep shearer comes from Paris, beware of the results.

Mi-cuit

The dilemma of having family and friends to stay.

Café allongé. A long coffee. Allongé also means laying, or lounging.

Battery chickens, or, Poules de batterie. In French, a batterie is also a drum, drumkit, or percussion.

There is only so much gardening a man can do.

Don’t tell me that you've not done this at least once in your life.