Life is too short to spit out a good wine... though the wine cellar manager may disagree.

Of course I'm not smuggling eau de vie. This is organic fuel ! Honest, Officer...

In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)

A new use for a confit pot ...

Old or new, one always says 'hello' in the Gers.

Two happy fishermen in the woods. Drawing by Perry Taylor, watercolour background by Jean-François Lasnier

In the shade, these two old chaps stay cool under the plane trees of the square. Drawn with Indian ink and coloured with walnut stain. Available as an A4 and A3 print

The three kings have travelled far to offer the child their gifts. The one from Gascony is obviously a favourite... Reproduction of an original ink drawing. Available in size A4 and A3, as well as a greeting card

Porc de France. ‘Porc’ is pronounced with a silent c and rhymes with Tour

The Amerian crooner comes to the Gers.