Who needs a GPS when the locals can point you in the right direction?

Fed up with a blocked septic tank? This might help.

Traffic jams in Gascony. Life in the slow lane.

Old shepherds never die, they just get a stairlift.

Mamie Wilkinson. A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

The three kings. Pack of 5 cards with envelopes.

Someone left the gate to the chicken run open again.

Apples baked on a bed of wafer-thin pastry, generously sprinkled with armagnac. All agree that it is delicious, but is it called a Tourtiere Landaise, or a Croustade Gasconne?