Three jealous guys with beautiful cars but the lad with just the bike has the beautiful girl.

Gascons to the left to me, SMSs to the right, here I am confused in the middle with you.

Three points, right between the posts. This happy, rugby-loving gardener just rounded off a perfect day in the vegetable garden. Available in different print sizes, with or without cream-coloured mounts.

This pilgrim is perpared for all eventualities

Some families in Gascony still raise pigs for their own consumption. The pig is washed before being butchered. This pig is blisfully unaware of what is to come.

A combine-harvester makes light work of grape picking.

Quille de neuf, or Quille d'un oeuf ?

Quille is a skittle game played in South West France, very similar to those played in the UK. The nine 'quilles' can be knocked down in different formations to win different points. These ducks have created their own version. I hope the egg is hard boiled!

Tè ! is gascon for Tiens ! a greeting that roughly translates as “Here!”, or “Look!”  Thé is French for tea and sounds almost the same.

Rugby Landais. These shepherds have put their stilts to good use!

"When are you going to replace the ladder, you idiot!" Pigeon hunting without a safety net.