When the moon is right and the rain allows, the roads and fields are filled with tractors.
The scrum half doesn't know which ball to choose... A4, A3 and A2 prints.
The autoroutes of gascony... beware of tractors changing lanes!
When the wood pigeons begin their migration, the hunters get the blue fever. There is no known cure.
'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.
In Course Landaise the art is to avoid the cow as it charges and to be as close to the horns as possible. This chap took it to the limit, but the crowd are in for a close encounter themselves!
'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart.
In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)
The name of the well-known jacket worn by many a Frenchman while at work. A 'bleu' can also be a bruise or blood blister under the finger nail. So now you know! Available as an A4, A3, A2 print and on canvas.
When the moon is right and the rain allows, the roads and fields are filled with tractors.
