'Chair de poule' is the French equivalent of goose bumps. Playing on the word chair/chaise, this one is not happy about being plucked and now someone has already taken her place.

No gavage. The old lady wants to feed her ducks their daily ration of maize, but they have other ideas.

Banda! Music to tap the toes and get the party started. Looks like one of them is already partying. Available as an A4, A3 and A2 print

Old shepherds never die, they just get a stairlift.

Don’t tell me that you've not done this at least once in your life.

Fed up with a blocked septic tank? This might help. A4and A5 posters.

Le coque sportif. In French, a boiled egg is an 'oeuf à la coque'.

Got a question about life, mushrooms and the universe? Ask Super Papi. Comes equiped with creaky knees and his own pocket knife.

Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts. 

Ducks. A study in blue.

To 'faire chabrot' is to add a little red wine to the last of your soup, stir and then drink straight from the bowl. A tradition of the south west that has almost gone. In this tv production, the man has already done 56 takes and is beginning to fade. Available as an A4, A3, A2 print and on canvas.