"Banané !" (or Bonne Année) Pack of cards with envelopes. Size A6 (15cm x 10cm) when closed. Cards are blank inside. Cards of the same design, or you can order a mixed pack. 

Jeu de poules. Chickens playing boules.

A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

Saint Picolas. Saint Nicolas has been at the sherry! Shipping from 15 October onwards.

Watching me, watching you. 

Like farmer, like cow. 

A pastural carriagedrive to the church

This cock is not likely to pull a muscle as he takes a beer and fag while watching his horse come in at the Cafe des Sports.

'Froid de canard' is a French description when it is bitterly cold. Clearly, this poor chap is going to have to do better than a few droopy flowers to warm this lady's heart. 

When the wood pigeons migrate through SW France, some hunters become obsessed. It is sometimes called the 'Maladie bleue', or the blue sickness, due to the colour of the pigeons. This one has asked his wife to call his work to say that he won't be in for the next few days as he has the 'Maladie bleue'...

There is only so much gardening a man can do.