Jean Connerie
In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)
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In French, Jean sounds just like the English Sean. Connerie is rather rude, but could be translated as bullshit (or worse. Look it up.)
We all have ‘Apps’ on our mobile phone, but ‘App’ is also a short, informal way of saying ‘appétit’.
Who needs a GPS when the locals can point you in the right direction?
Registering your imported car for a French carte grise at the Prefecture... It can take a while.
Apples baked on a bed of wafer-thin pastry, generously sprinkled with armagnac. All agree that it is delicious, but is it called a Tourtiere Landaise, or a Croustade Gasconne?
The shepherds of Bordeaux have taken something out of the winegrowers book and automated their shearing. A grape plucking machine has been adapted to shear sheep.
Carré d'agneau is a side of lamb chops. A carré is also 'argot' for a square-cut, bob hairstyle. This square-cut sheep is in its element on the mountain slopes.
Renewable energy, it's the way forward. Wind energy, solar energy, geothermic energy. Shame he forgot to fill the tank before leaving...
We all know ‘The Laughing cow’ cheese. It’s literally translated from the French brand ‘La vache qui rit’. This cow prefers playing the game of quille, a type of skittles played in SW France.
When the wood pigeons begin their migration, the hunters get the blue fever. There is no known cure.
Ah, the bidet. Isn't it for washing your feet?... Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.
Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.
Hunting, shooting and fishing are this Gascon's daily bread. Shoot first, ask the neighbours for dinner afterwards. His white van, rifle and dog are never far away.
Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
Baby is kept safe behind the 12 volt electric guard.
What works for the animals, works for the baby.
Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
The youngest generation wants to help crush the grapes.
A series of playing cards with a Gascon theme. Here, the suit Clubs has been replaced by grapes.
Quille de neuf, or Quille d'un oeuf ?
Quille is a skittle game played in South West France, very similar to those played in the UK. The nine 'quilles' can be knocked down in different formations to win different points. These ducks have created their own version. I hope the egg is hard boiled!
The postman may be a little late today... The classic 2cv fourgonette was used by La Poste during the '50s and '60s. Available in different print sizes, with or without cream-coloured mounts.
The traditional shepherds of Les Landes wore stilts to see their flocks. This photographer doubles his stilts as a tripod.
Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
We all know the ‘La vache qui rit’ cheese. But you often see them sorting their rubbish. Reproduced as giclée print in various sizes, some with mounts.
A rude awakening for these walkers taking a nap while walking in the Pyrenean mountains. Available as an A4, A3, A2 print and on canvas.
Jazz musicians come from all around the world to play at Marciac, even the locals. Available as an A4, A3 and A2 print
Instinctively we lift the pedal when we see a gendarme car, especially when we see a lot at the same time! Available as an A4, A3, A2 print and on canvas.
The road to the sun is a hard one. Why do they all leave at the same time?... A classic problem. Available as an A4, A3 and A2 print, as well as canvas (1m x 70cm)
Moitié-moitié. It's cherry season and as always it's half for us, the other and half for the birds. Print available in A4 and A3.
Two happy fishermen in the woods. Drawing by Perry Taylor, watercolour background by Jean-François Lasnier
The sleeping fisherman. A few too many beers at lunchtime perhaps, but this heron is making the most of it. Available as an A4 or A3 print
Lots of hills and bends in the Gers! Pack of 5 cards with envelopes.
Christian Dehors, a distant, country cousin of the more famous Parisian couturier, has launched his own line of outdoor clothing for the fashion-conscious farmer. Dehors means 'outside'. Available as an A4, A3 and A2 print.
The scrum half doesn't know which ball to choose... A4, A3 and A2 prints.
The rugby trainer. A shadow of his former self.
A4 print (30 x 21 cm). Also available as an A3 print (30 x 42 cm). Choose your print size on the right.
Dizzy by name, dizzy by nature. Being fanned with the sheet music of one of his best tunes, 'Cool breeze'.
The free concerts on the main square draw jazz fans the whole day. Even if it's just as background music to their snooze, read or conversation.