A word play on confit and conflit. Take that!

No gavage. The old lady wants to feed her ducks their daily ration of maize, but they have other ideas.

We all have ‘Apps’ on our mobile phone, but ‘App’ is also a short, informal way of saying ‘appétit’. 

Melons or lemons? The men seem to know which they like

Le sport à Paris. Hurdles. Alternative sports, Paris style.

Reservoir Ducks. Someone didn't read about the dress code before leaving home.

The postman may be a little late today... The classic 2cv fourgonette was used by La Poste during the '50s and '60s. Available in different print sizes, with or without cream-coloured mounts.

Of course I'm not smuggling eau de vie. This is organic fuel ! Honest, Officer...

Foie gras blues. A pack of 5 cards, and multiples thereof.

Congratulations, you deserve it.

Pack of 5 cards with envelopes.