Café allongé. A long coffee. Allongé also means laying, or lounging.

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A fete lunch can take its toll, if one doesn’t pace onself. This chap has obviously had too much ‘apéro’, wine and armagnac.

I think they may have to reset the scrum.

Quille de neuf, or Quille d'un oeuf ?

Quille is a skittle game played in South West France, very similar to those played in the UK. The nine 'quilles' can be knocked down in different formations to win different points. These ducks have created their own version. I hope the egg is hard boiled!

We all know ‘The Laughing cow’ cheese. It’s literally translated from the French brand ‘La vache qui rit’. This cow prefers frying.

'Follow me boys…'

Sports in Gascony. The 200 metres.

Never, ever tell anyone where you found the mushrooms.