A play on a game of pelotte and the big red peppers of Espelette.

Of course I'm not smuggling eau de vie. This is organic fuel ! Honest, Officer...

Never, ever tell anyone where you found the mushrooms.

Birds of a feather stick together.

Old or new, one always says 'hello' in the Gers.

Ah, the bidet. Isn't it for washing your feet?... Running a chambre d'hôte is not as idylic as people think. Available as an A4 and A3 print. Two language versions possible: English and French. Please state your preference below, click SAVE and then click 'Add to basket'. If the field is left blank, we will send the English version.

Out in the field, daddy keeps his animals within an electric fence, so why not at home?

Wine bottle road sign. Some people see wine in everything.

Stand off at the OK honey farm. 

WC Fêtes ... and the moral is: never pluck blackburries near the toilet block.